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Drug-O-Matic - The Drug-O-Matic brings the power
of the big pharmaceutical companies to you, the little guy.
Their power? To saturate the collective consciousness with
names like Paxil, Zantec, and of course, Prozac. Now, armed
with this tool, you can strike back. All you need is a few
hundred billion of your own research dollars, and there's
nothing stopping you from being the next Mr. or Ms. Eli, Lilly,
Merck, Glaxo, Smith, or Kline. There are currently over 9.3
million potential drug names lurking within this
little apothecary's monster. Shit howdy.
Name Builder - Use this handy tool to jump start
your naming process. Over 340,000 possible combinations and
counting. Try it for a company name, rock band, album title,
product name, book of poetry - just about anything that needs
naming, start here.
Name
Your Band - Only a few thousand choices, perhaps,
butter than random is this little beast, as these nuggets
come right from the Wordlab's moist, splintered brain sponge.
Of course, you could always just see them all at once on our
Rock
Bands page, but this one-at-a-time display is thrillingly
arbitrary, like consulting a Magic 8 Ball for advice.
Morpheme Machine - For all you cunning linguists
out there suffering from acute morpheme addiction. A morpheme
is a meaningful linguistic unit consisting of a word or word
element that cannot be divided into smaller meaningful parts,
and we cram them together in over 151,000 ways in our little
machine. (We even cheat and throw in some extra here and there.)
With this tool you'll finally be able to party with the Big
Boys in the white lab coats.
The ACME Namemaker - When you don't want
to stand out from the crowd, here are over 26,000 ways to
blend in quite nicely.
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